'I'd rather play dead at a necrophile convention.' Nicole
'If racism got you fired, no one would have a job.' Nicole
'Judging from your tones, i'm starting to think neither of you are down for the purification of the nation.' Mr. White
'He's made very strong defenses for covering himself in peanut butter to pose for the students.' Principal Lynn
'I guess the pedophiles trying to abduct me on myspace are just misunderstood' Nicole