Rowdy Cinema Girl
After a day at the nail salon, my mom took me and my sister to our local Regal Cinema to watch 2001: A Space Odyssey. Regal occasionally plays older movies there, and I eat that shit UP. Anyways, in the theater, like not too long into the movie, the elderly couple sitting in front of us literally flipped me off. Oh okay, damn, I didn't know I was THAT annoying.
One-Man Play
My class was performing Football Romeo (a play about a high school's chaotic adaptation of Romeo and Juliet) and we each had to perform scenes. Being the virgin loner I am, I asked everyone who didn't already have a partner to be my partner. Turned down. ALL OF THEM. TURNED IT DOWN. Thankfully I was doing a two-person scene, so I got a brilliant idea...I COULD USE MY PLUSHIE FOR THE ROLE OF MISS KAVENDISH! (the drama teacher)
One of the top 20 ideas I've ever had