Welcome

Our world is changing very fast. Remember, it's now considered culturally insensitive to ask someone "how they're doing." Stick to Dystopia-Friendly Pleasantries instead like:

- "I sure hope aliens invade the earth."
- "I see you're awake, my condolences!"
- "Are you sufficiently caffeinated?"
- "The bags under your eyes look great!"
- "Would you like to look at pictures of cats?"
- [15 uninterrupted seconds of shrieking]